iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

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onefitmodel:

cirquerevolutionnaire:

femme-in-floral:

Sometimes loving and taking care of your body means eating fruits and veggies, sometimes it means eating pizza and cake.

Sometimes it means going for a walk, and sometimes it means lying on the couch, or both, or neither.

No really.

YES. YES. YES.

best post ever

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earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar, via sarcastic-little-girl)

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

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poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

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spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

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